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They Don’t Even Chop!
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They Don’t Even Chop!

by Raye Keslensky on February 24, 2014 at 12:51 am
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  1. e_voyager
    February 24, 2014, 1:23 am | # | Reply

    I guess sometimes Murphy’s NAME works against the people she’s trying to set up instead of herself

  2. LavaBat
    February 24, 2014, 2:22 am | # | Reply

    Someone really has it in for these two. I suspect the artist!

  3. Kaian
    February 24, 2014, 4:18 am | # | Reply

    Unarmed and missing a leg as well. . . Yeah setup.

  4. Brunhidden
    February 24, 2014, 5:29 am | # | Reply

    what, too good to stab with a stick? frankly the chairs would make fine weapons

    twang?

  5. Brunhidden
    February 24, 2014, 5:39 am | # | Reply

    Too good to stab with a pointy stick? frankly the chairs would make decent weapons.

    twang?

  6. nikolai60
    February 24, 2014, 7:47 am | # | Reply

    This is gonna backfire on Murphy something fierce…

  7. e_voyager
    February 24, 2014, 1:32 pm | # | Reply

    @Nik i can hardly wait to see how this blows up then Murphy face myself Nik

  8. LavaBat
    February 24, 2014, 3:08 pm | # | Reply

    Daisy is (or was) supremely confident about being able to throw knives at people if the need arose. This is in spite of the face that she has only one leg, and therefore has a severe disadvantage in the maneuverability department. Interesting…

  9. nightarix
    February 24, 2014, 4:16 pm | # | Reply

    @brunhidden probably a mental link that Jig had to tug a bit to get Daisies attention.

  10. MadMann135
    February 24, 2014, 6:52 pm | # | Reply

    Chopsticks can be a deadly weapon… the ninja Blade bunny is proved that.
    wait… she is a fictional character.
    Anything can be a weapon… if all else fails a vampire is a deadly weapon.

    I never figured out how to use chopsticks. T keyboard took me some time but chopsticks …never.

  11. Josh.C
    February 25, 2014, 1:11 pm | # | Reply

    Wow, mixing family into the show? If we didn’t know what we do about the people in this family, I’d say that is a rather low blow.

    As it is though, this might be more painful for these special guests that we’ll be seeing soon. I’d imagine all of the family from both Jigsaw’s and Daisy’s side all have at least some ability to fight. The question is are they capable of taking on what Murphy is up too next?

  12. Josh.C
    February 25, 2014, 2:18 pm | # | Reply

    Of course thinking on those terms, it seems rather quick to have something like what is hinted at being so quickly put together.

    I wonder if it’s really a Murphy trap or is she simply taking advantage of a pre-prepared event set up by the show?

  13. LavaBat
    February 25, 2014, 7:38 pm | # | Reply

    I wonder – if this back fires spectacularly in Murphy’s face, will she become a contestant on the Last Res0rt? >:3

  14. nikolai60
    February 26, 2014, 6:39 am | # | Reply

    #murphy4cannonfodder2014

  15. Josh.C
    February 26, 2014, 1:07 pm | # | Reply

    @nikolai60: I was thinking meat shield.

  16. Vulpis
    February 27, 2014, 9:15 am | # | Reply

    Amusingly, chopsticks (especially sharpened) are great throwing weapons….for use against the traditional vampire.

    Though speaking of improvised weapons, I’m wondering how sturdy that wheelchair is…running over the opposition is a possibility.

    And on top of everything else, Daisy isn’t unarmed…but she is half un-legged…

  17. The_Rippy_One
    February 27, 2014, 1:14 pm | # | Reply

    I’m still hopeful that the Frag Queens are going to ask ‘Saw for musical accompaniment while they strut their stuff and blow each other away…

  18. ChaoreX
    February 28, 2014, 7:29 pm | # | Reply

    Whittle them down,they’re throwing picks. Also, you have a ping on fA, miss authoress

  19. e_voyager
    March 1, 2014, 11:42 pm | # | Reply

    the fun thing about improvise weapons is that in the hands of the skilled or the desperate almost anything can we come a weapon. Including enemies.

  20. Sulucamas
    March 1, 2014, 11:44 pm | # | Reply

    Halp! I’ve fallen into an iPod commercial, and I don’t want to get out! 😀

    Ooh, maybe White’s the “big surprise guest,” considering he’s, well, big and a fan of the Frag Race?

    @nightarix: Looks like a very physical and very good-looking set of handcuffs. Could make for an exciting tag-team, what with the teleporting and all. 😮

    @Josh.C: Opportunism and possible comarketing at their finest!

    @Vulpos: +Ten Points. xP

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