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And The Punchline Is A Real Killer!
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And The Punchline Is A Real Killer!

by Raye Keslensky on December 6, 2009 at 12:00 am
Chapter: Comics

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└ Tags: Coda of the Endless, Curoshin, Jigsaw Forte, Jigsaw's Sire, Otherworlders, Veled
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  1. hariman
    December 6, 2009, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    “when all shall see”

    “all shall see” <— Man I wish I knew how to italicize this.

    Veled's gonna regret this. I just know it.

  2. String Petoun Ping
    December 6, 2009, 12:17 am | # | Reply

    My advice: Never trust the translation of a prophecy. Stick with the original where you can feel all the puns, double meaning, symbolism and other linguistic tricks that make prophecy so hard to understand.

  3. nikolai60
    December 6, 2009, 12:45 am | # | Reply

    ……so whatnow? ok, i get there is supposed to be only HUMAN vampires, but comon, she’s being a bit paranoid ain’t she?

  4. Elora
    December 6, 2009, 11:35 am | # | Reply

    Poor Jigsaw. But what about Addy, though?

  5. Kontaro
    December 6, 2009, 1:00 pm | # | Reply

    Well, nikolai, that’s the point, there SHOULDN’T be any non-human vampires…that fullfills the ‘dead inside where none should be’ because she shouldn’t be a vampire

  6. Sydonai
    December 6, 2009, 4:22 pm | # | Reply

    ……..not a joke then.

  7. Sydonai
    December 6, 2009, 4:24 pm | # | Reply

    “Where all can see” refers to them being on intergalactic cable, right?

  8. Tom Redlion
    December 6, 2009, 6:08 pm | # | Reply

    Hmmm. Clearly, this deal is a Faustian Deal. But, for this deal, who’s Faust?????

  9. Lycanthrope
    December 6, 2009, 8:35 pm | # | Reply

    “Deceptively harmless”….I like that she makes the distinction.

    If Veled can really make that guarantee, then the contest actually IS fixed, or she has some way to pull them out deceptively.

  10. Elemental
    December 7, 2009, 8:51 am | # | Reply

    “Lost a bit in translation” Then how does it still rhyme?

  11. Amoxil
    December 7, 2009, 10:08 am | # | Reply

    Ha-hah! “..dead simple”! Sigh(!), Jigsaw’s TOO pretty to be undead!

  12. String Petoun Ping
    December 7, 2009, 6:15 pm | # | Reply

    @elemental: It’s not that hard. People translated song and poem in the past. The result is rarely as good of the original but you have more luck if you language hold a lot of synonym and the translator is good and have a lot of time for doing it.

  13. EvilSupahFly
    December 9, 2009, 10:07 pm | # | Reply

    I’m interested to see how Daisy and Jigsaw will go free, and I’m also curious to know if Valed knows about the telepathy. I’m also curious to know what the rules for Vampires are in Last Res0rt. Obviously sunlight doesn’t seem to be an issue. How does one become a vamp? Is there a set number of bites, or is it a total amount of blood loss in a single sitting that determines if a person changes or suffers Real Permanent Death? Also wondering what determines if a person who, for example, has their brains blown out, comes back as a zombie or stays dead? Is being Touched a factor in any of this?

  14. Madd the Sane
    December 10, 2009, 12:28 am | # | Reply

    Some Vampire lore has it that the vampire drinks the blood of the victim, then the victim drinks the blood of the vampire. Or the vampire injects a bit of his blood through his fangs.

  15. SG
    December 12, 2009, 7:32 pm | # | Reply

    hey i drew some fanart i hope you like it

    http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/3435/poop041.jpg

  16. Jigsaw Forte
    December 12, 2009, 7:46 pm | # | Reply

    @SG: You rock. You so, so rock. I might even have to print that out… ^_^

  17. SG
    December 12, 2009, 8:03 pm | # | Reply

    wow im glad you like it! 😀 i was kind of afraid to show since its a silly drawing

    I might do some other characters, who would you like to see?

    • Jigsaw Forte
      December 12, 2009, 8:26 pm | # | Reply

      @SG: Well, you’ve already done Equuleus, so mebbe do some of the other teams? 😉

  18. SG
    December 12, 2009, 9:18 pm | # | Reply

    http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/2584/poop042.jpg

    sorry im such a slow drawer, but here’s jigsaw and daisy! I’ll draw the other teams soon, but first i need to find some good refs~ *goes to crawl through archives*

  19. Jigsaw Forte
    December 12, 2009, 10:07 pm | # | Reply

    @SG: Hey, I’m the last person to be accusing anybody of bein’ too slow on artwork 😉 No rush!

  20. SG
    December 12, 2009, 11:33 pm | # | Reply

    http://img41.imageshack.us/gal.php?g=poop044.jpg

    and here’s the other two! 8D Hope you like them akljflasdjf

    btw are you still looking for guest strips? If so what’s the deadline for them? :O

  21. Saegin Blight
    December 19, 2009, 4:30 pm | # | Reply

    Again, I’m confused. I get that an ’embrace’ is something invovled with becoming a Vamp, but how does it work? Who are the ‘otherworlders’?

    So confuuuuuuused…

  22. FlashXX
    February 24, 2010, 6:33 pm | # | Reply

    o0; I think ‘Joy’ just about wet it self on this one.
    …Yeah, what EFly said!

  23. FlashXX
    February 24, 2010, 6:38 pm | # | Reply

    ….did i say something?

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