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Hey, Two Millenia of Experience is a Great Selling Point.

Hey, Two Millenia of Experience is a Great Selling Point.

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  1. Le Blue Dude

    Yeah, I’d eat anyone commenting on the breasts of a corpse too

  2. Le Blue Dude

    Also, it seems that our favorite autistic (Who doesn’t show her symptoms near as bad as I do, << is jealous of an imaginary character) is a celestial or one heck of a light child.

  3. Jigsaw Forte

    @LBD: Older Autistics tend to “blend in” better than the younger ones. If I ever get around to showing Daisy when she’s younger, she’ll seem more obvious. :-p

    But yes, she’s a little more than she lets on. Not that she’s trying to hide anything, it just doesn’t occur to her to try and explain it all immediately to everyone that asks. :-p

  4. EvilSupahFly

    So, it’s an unintended secret then…?

  5. Jigsaw Forte

    @ESF: Well, think about it: Would you tell a bunch of folks trying to kill you “Oh by the way, I used to be able to teleport short distances but I don’t think I can do it anymore because my left leg is now the equivalent of a 15th generation iPod”?

  6. Cy Reb, Jr.

    @LBD: My interpretation is that the coworkers’ lewd comments highlighted blood-rich corpses. But both versions seem strange, so I guess our esteemed author has to explain it.

    By the way, I have no idea whether the contest is still going on. Are you still collecting comments with valid e-mails?

  7. Jigsaw Forte

    @Cy; nope, contest was only for that week. I’ve got to finish up the badges I already owe, after all.

    I didn’t mean for this to be so complex, so… what Qin did is he’d work the graveyard shifts, and prey on some of the dumber / more offending scrubs. Also, he’s been a doctor for quite some time, so it’s not like this flashback is all that recent…

    I prolly need to just go ahead and do his cast page soon anyway.

  8. Sienna Maiu

    I’ll admit that I was rather confused about this as well (but then again, when aren’t ?) but I assumed he must have just meant that he got the blood from the corpses themselves. (Because I mean really, if you’re going to boast a long work experience and people keep going missing on your shifts… ~obvious~ o/`)
    Still though… those Scrubs spent years getting to where they are and who’s to say that they couldn’t have matured to effectual doctors? And do you know how hard it can be to get good doctors to work the morgue?

  9. Feral

    Lifetime fear of doctors in 3…2…1…

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