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	Comments on: If Real Zombies Ever Learn Parkour, We&#8217;re Doomed.	</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[zombie comic]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 18:02:15 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&lt;strong&gt;zombie comic...&lt;/strong&gt;

[...]Last Res0rt &#8211; The Cyberpunk Online Comic. Updates Sundays. &#187; Archive &#187; If Real Zombies Ever Learn Parkour, We&#8217;re Doomed.[...]...]]></description>
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<p>[&#8230;]Last Res0rt &#8211; The Cyberpunk Online Comic. Updates Sundays. &raquo; Archive &raquo; If Real Zombies Ever Learn Parkour, We&#8217;re Doomed.[&#8230;]&#8230;</p>
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		By: Keiya		</title>
		<link>https://www.lastres0rt.com/comic/if-real-zombies-ever-learn-parkour-were-doomed/#comment-2556</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Keiya]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Oct 2010 14:17:02 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Ken_Cypher: Becase parkour and freerunning are related, but different? Why don&#039;t people say food when they mean McDonalds?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ken_Cypher: Becase parkour and freerunning are related, but different? Why don&#8217;t people say food when they mean McDonalds?</p>
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		By: e_voyager		</title>
		<link>https://www.lastres0rt.com/comic/if-real-zombies-ever-learn-parkour-were-doomed/#comment-2207</link>

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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 16:08:39 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[well someone just got hung out to dry. man i&#039;ve been gone a long while but i&#039;m back and the comic still rocks!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>well someone just got hung out to dry. man i&#8217;ve been gone a long while but i&#8217;m back and the comic still rocks!</p>
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		By: Sulucamas		</title>
		<link>https://www.lastres0rt.com/comic/if-real-zombies-ever-learn-parkour-were-doomed/#comment-2148</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sulucamas]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 01:08:04 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/6/9/]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/6/9/" rel="nofollow ugc">http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/6/9/</a></p>
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		By: Sulucamas		</title>
		<link>https://www.lastres0rt.com/comic/if-real-zombies-ever-learn-parkour-were-doomed/#comment-2147</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sulucamas]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 01:06:13 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[@hartree: Word!

@nikolai60: I&#039;m hoping to be mesmerized!  (maybe something like this: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/6/9/)  Waiting each week is bad enough; I don&#039;t think I could stand such an egregious cliffhanger. :)

@Vulpis:  Didn&#039;t Half-Life 2 have some freakishly agile zombies?  I remember them leaping up drain-pipes to get to the rooftops.  Definitely made things more fun.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@hartree: Word!</p>
<p>@nikolai60: I&#8217;m hoping to be mesmerized!  (maybe something like this: <a href="http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/6/9/" rel="nofollow ugc">http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/6/9/</a>)  Waiting each week is bad enough; I don&#8217;t think I could stand such an egregious cliffhanger. 🙂</p>
<p>@Vulpis:  Didn&#8217;t Half-Life 2 have some freakishly agile zombies?  I remember them leaping up drain-pipes to get to the rooftops.  Definitely made things more fun.</p>
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		By: nikolai60		</title>
		<link>https://www.lastres0rt.com/comic/if-real-zombies-ever-learn-parkour-were-doomed/#comment-2146</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[nikolai60]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jun 2010 19:42:06 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[This is true hartree, this is true. I wonder if the next page will bring as much excitement (of maybe we&#039;ll all just be mesmerized by someones death)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is true hartree, this is true. I wonder if the next page will bring as much excitement (of maybe we&#8217;ll all just be mesmerized by someones death)</p>
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		By: hartree		</title>
		<link>https://www.lastres0rt.com/comic/if-real-zombies-ever-learn-parkour-were-doomed/#comment-2145</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[hartree]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jun 2010 19:01:35 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[@nikolai60 Hey, if people are commenting about your webcomic for a whole week you&#039;re doing something right. Far better than nothing but crickets chirping. :)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@nikolai60 Hey, if people are commenting about your webcomic for a whole week you&#8217;re doing something right. Far better than nothing but crickets chirping. 🙂</p>
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		By: Vulpis		</title>
		<link>https://www.lastres0rt.com/comic/if-real-zombies-ever-learn-parkour-were-doomed/#comment-2142</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Vulpis]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jun 2010 15:02:18 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[You know, I keep re-reading the title while waiting for the nex strip, and I keep thinking that this would actually be a fun thing to see in a game. Imagine your average L4D/whatever player...&quot;Ha! I&#039;m up on this roof, the door&#039;s blasted shut, so I can snipe the zombies in the street with impunity. Wait...holy crap! They&#039;re bouncing across the roofs!&quot; ;-)

...okay, now I&#039;m getting the mental image of Undead Gummi Bears. Funky.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know, I keep re-reading the title while waiting for the nex strip, and I keep thinking that this would actually be a fun thing to see in a game. Imagine your average L4D/whatever player&#8230;&#8221;Ha! I&#8217;m up on this roof, the door&#8217;s blasted shut, so I can snipe the zombies in the street with impunity. Wait&#8230;holy crap! They&#8217;re bouncing across the roofs!&#8221; 😉</p>
<p>&#8230;okay, now I&#8217;m getting the mental image of Undead Gummi Bears. Funky.</p>
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		By: nikolai60		</title>
		<link>https://www.lastres0rt.com/comic/if-real-zombies-ever-learn-parkour-were-doomed/#comment-2141</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[nikolai60]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jun 2010 14:56:20 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[That&#039;s a good point, they already have so much power, that&#039;d just keep adding on (not like anyone&#039;d argue)

as for deaths, i&#039;m guessing ripped in half....at least, snyper boy&#039;s in for it either way

i also find it interesting how we&#039;ve continued on for the entire week, i wonder if this&#039;ll become a regular thing....and i wonder what she thinks of us? loyal fans or complete nutcases]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s a good point, they already have so much power, that&#8217;d just keep adding on (not like anyone&#8217;d argue)</p>
<p>as for deaths, i&#8217;m guessing ripped in half&#8230;.at least, snyper boy&#8217;s in for it either way</p>
<p>i also find it interesting how we&#8217;ve continued on for the entire week, i wonder if this&#8217;ll become a regular thing&#8230;.and i wonder what she thinks of us? loyal fans or complete nutcases</p>
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		By: Sulucamas		</title>
		<link>https://www.lastres0rt.com/comic/if-real-zombies-ever-learn-parkour-were-doomed/#comment-2140</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sulucamas]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jun 2010 12:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[@hartree:  :D True, don&#039;t mess with Veled!  I&#039;m sure the soldiers of the dominant political power would be second to none.  It just might not be a great option for the Vaeo family, giving Celigo even more control over an already Celigan-funded operation.  It sounds like we&#039;re on the same page here.  :)

The next page will hopefully be gory.  Any thoughts on how it&#039;ll go down?  Ken_Cypher mentioned impalement with a broken rifle.  I&#039;m rooting for a Mortal Kombat-style heart removal. :-P]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@hartree:  😀 True, don&#8217;t mess with Veled!  I&#8217;m sure the soldiers of the dominant political power would be second to none.  It just might not be a great option for the Vaeo family, giving Celigo even more control over an already Celigan-funded operation.  It sounds like we&#8217;re on the same page here.  🙂</p>
<p>The next page will hopefully be gory.  Any thoughts on how it&#8217;ll go down?  Ken_Cypher mentioned impalement with a broken rifle.  I&#8217;m rooting for a Mortal Kombat-style heart removal. 😛</p>
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