Last Res0rt » Team Corvus http://www.lastres0rt.com A vampire joins a reality show and bites off more than she can chew. Sun, 16 Jun 2013 04:00:31 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Think Fast! http://www.lastres0rt.com/2009/08/think-fast/ http://www.lastres0rt.com/2009/08/think-fast/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:00:00 +0000 Jigsaw Forte http://www.lastres0rt.com/?p=882 Comic

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Footnote: Dig that little chibi ‘Saw sitting on the end of the page? You can have one, too! With any donation to the comic, you can get your own animated desktop mascot! Jigsaw comes in two outfits, each with their own sets of animations, and they’ll work in almost any browser! Click here to get [...]]]>

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Footnote: Dig that little chibi ‘Saw sitting on the end of the page? You can have one, too!

With any donation to the comic, you can get your own animated desktop mascot! Jigsaw comes in two outfits, each with their own sets of animations, and they’ll work in almost any browser!

Click here to get yours today!

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Footnote: Certain slang comes and goes — but “Glitter” is almost universally understood in this case to refer to nanotechnology, especially the type that people like to use to stay healthy. Different types of Glitter abound, but generic Glitter works to stay blood-borne and help prop up the natural immune systems of their hosts. In [...]]]>

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Footnote: Certain slang comes and goes — but “Glitter” is almost universally understood in this case to refer to nanotechnology, especially the type that people like to use to stay healthy. Different types of Glitter abound, but generic Glitter works to stay blood-borne and help prop up the natural immune systems of their hosts.

In Adharia’s case, she’s suffering not from any deficiencies in her actual health, but from her recent immigration. It takes time to become sufficiently “infected” with good nanotechnology, and from a colonization standpoint, she’s about as healthy as an eight-month-old baby.

Ironically, the presence of programmable immune systems has managed to eradicate most natural diseases… but if you think computer security is bad now, imagine having to include anti-virus in your healthcare costs and trying to counter heartworms.

Remember, folks — No matter who you trust, always practice safe hex.

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