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February 8th, 2009 at 5:17 am
I desire to know what the lawyer is saying…
February 12th, 2009 at 10:33 am
By expressing a desire to know what the lawyer is saying you make yourself liable to handling costs not exceeding 5000 credits plus expenses and are bound to a non-disclosure agreement. Penalties for breaking said agreement may include fines, imprisonment and forced participation in death arena matches.
February 12th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Hm, if I remember right…
“By asking me a question you hereby agree any answer I give will be sufficient insomuch as that if you disagree with the answer, I am not obligated to give you a better one.”
Which of course is Lawyerese for “take it or leave it”.